Welcome, mortal, to the lair of the Prophts of Doom, where our unholy union of prophets has been foretelling the end of the world for centuries.
Our prophts have foreseen the rise and fall of empires, the birth and death of stars, and the inevitable doom that awaits you and your kin.
But don't just take our word for it. Visit our prophts and hear their tales of woe and destruction:
Or, if you're feeling lucky, try your hand at The Prophecy Machine and see if you can predict your own doom.